Proclamation

One-sentence Proclamation shifts my geek into overdrive: "Whereas __ has been __ for __; and whereas the __ has three __: to __, __, and__; and whereas __, __ and __, while __ allows __, in a __, the __ elect __ to __ and __ on __; and whereas __, incorporated in __, held __, by __, approved by __, voted to __, the __ was put into __ in __; and whereas, as __, with __, continues to __ in the __ with __ from __ representing __, now, therefore, I, Mitt Romney...